Unit part 1 informal

To survive in every single part of the world(well maybe not) u have to know this elementary things.-

-Where can i find food?
possible answer.- in a restaurant(lol)
possible answer to that answer.- aaaaa!!! @#¡#! %&$

-Where can i find a restroom (or bathroom)?
possible answer.- just try to find a WC signal
possible answer to that answer.- oh thanks very useful &%!@

-Where can i find a hotel?

-Do u speak spanish?(maybe the guy is mexican lol)
possible answer.- NO
so then ask this:

-Do u speak english?
possible answer.- NO
possible answer to that answer.- then how did u understand me?
good reaction.- the guy run away

urban vocabulary
u=you
lol=laughing out loud